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-"Milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?"
-"My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father."
-"Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous."
-"Some may call it cheating, but I like to refer to it as creative research."
-"Sucks for you!"
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